Genghis Khan Conquers Clayton - #32

Good Morning From Hell

Society & Culture, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Improv, Fiction

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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The empire-building warrior king of the Mongols explains how his unusual love of board games and horses helped him conquer the world and pleads for his millions of sons to play a game of catch with him. Genghis Khan played by Freddie Wong from Rocket Jump and the Dungeons and Daddies podcast! See custom art for the show at @morningfromhell on Twitter and IG! Join our Hatreon to support the show and get exclusive content at goodmorningfromhell.com!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠.
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

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0:00.0	Good morning from hell I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where I interview everyone in hell
0:15.9	along with my co-host the
0:18.4	Vice President of hell who's currently running for president against his brother Satan Clayton
0:23.3	Shut up Chris, shut up! I'm in the middle of something
0:25.4	What? Come on, just a little bit further. I'm- I'm setting my floppy word score
0:30.0	I'm going for the new high score come on come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You damn bird. Come on
0:34.9	What? Almost be bird there. It's floppy bird no
0:40.0	Chris why distracted me. I was at six hundred and sixty five points. I was almost at six hundred sixty six points
0:46.6	You fuck the whole thing up. I'm throwing this phone out the window
0:52.7	Is that that app they got really popular like five years ago? That's the one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
0:57.4	You deleted it off the face of the earth, but we got it down in hell. We pirated it. It's down here
1:02.2	It's the only place that you can play floppy bird so for listeners at home if you want to play floppy bird
1:07.6	It's the greatest game ever you got to come to hell. So you're sold to me floppy bird free. So all deleted media and old games that are
1:14.7	Longer available they all go to hell. That's right. I am the collector of deleted media
1:20.1	Hideo Kojima's PT
1:22.0	Silent Hills game. I've got it. I've been playing it. I played it last night. It's great. Oh, it holds up
1:27.4	You'll never guess what happens Norman Reedus. I don't know what that means exactly
1:33.3	So so what about like MMO's like everquested stuff or like room scape is that still active?
1:38.7	Not shit's nerdy, but I have the canceled George Miller Justice League movie Chris. I've watched it. How is it?
1:44.3	Yeah, there's a reason he was canceled. So let's get this so started. All right, all right quick a couple questions from the audience
1:50.3	So this is from Twitter that were they tweet at your
1:53.3	Hell Clayton 69 account. That's me Clayton. This is from at Elizabeth D
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