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Hell on Earth - Episode 1: GOD

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4.69.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

A man, a hammer, a nail, a door, history. Martin Luther sets off the protestant reformation and lays the groundwork for a century of violence in Europe. This first episode of Hell on Earth: The Thirty Years War and the Violent Birth Capitalism is available for free. Subsequent episodes will be released exclusively for Chapo Trap House subscribers on Patreon at patreon.com/chapotraphouse. Interactive atlas, bibliography and credits for the series can be found at: hellonearth.chapotraphouse.com

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0:00.0

Europe in the West did not come easily into capitalism. It was dragged into it, bleeding

0:11.4

and screaming. I'd like to dedicate this series to Mr. Bob Toranski, my high school

0:16.4

Euro history teacher, who I first heard that phrase from as he began our section on the

0:21.5

30 Years War. This is the story we want to tell with this series, specifically the story

0:27.6

of the 30 Years War and the apocalyptic wave of destruction it brought across central

0:31.8

Europe from 1618 to 1648. But more broadly, it's the story of the gleaming terminator

0:37.6

skeleton of capitalism in a state capable of imposing capitalism, being ripped violently

0:42.8

out of the fetted, decomposing body of feudalism during the long 17th century.

0:48.4

This is the story of princes and armies of cool intrigue and royal courts that hot death

0:53.3

on the battlefield of people fighting for a world to come that would redeem the suffering

0:57.8

of their lives. But it's also a remarkably familiar set of interlocking and escalating

1:02.9

structural crises, climate change, financial collapse, pandemic, and a social fabric torn

1:08.8

apart by rapid advances in communication technology. These times may seem remote, but this is also

1:14.2

the story of the birth of the modern human subject out of the wreckage of the previous

1:18.6

age. But to welcome a new era, the past had to be destroyed, through blade, through plague,

1:24.9

through fire and brimstone and amnesia. I'm Chris Wade. I'm Matt Christmas. Welcome to Hell

1:30.8

Honor.

1:58.8

On October 31st, 1570, All Saints Day Eve, an obscure monk from the backwater German

2:06.9

town of Wittenburg sent a letter containing 95 doctrinal quibbles to the Archbishop of

2:12.7

Mainz. And later most likely posted these 95 feces publicly on the door of the All Saints

2:19.5

Church in Wittenburg. Nobody could have possibly imagined at that moment, but that simple

2:25.3

post would be the beginning of one of the most seismic shifts in thought, society, and

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