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Greetings friends and shoppers. It's Monday, January 9th. It's a travel day for one Matt

Christman, but if you're not, both myself and Felix are here. What's joining us for

your edification is our good friends, Hessa and Ben from Seekin to Rangemen. It's back

again. Hessa and Ben. Oh, I'm very Christmas. Happy New Year. Hello. Happy New Year.

It's got this front going. It's always great to have you here. We've got the, it's been

a busy weekend. We've got some big news stories happening over the weekend. So just to kick

it off, let's begin with, there's a new date in January that will now live in infamy.

That's right. January 8th in Brazil will now go down in history as somehow an even lame

or cool attempt than the one we had in America. So rule number one, rule number one here.

Just for folks paying attention at home. If you're attempting to overthrow the government

of your country on behalf of a recently defeated political leader, you have to make sure

that said political leader is in the country at the time that you do. Well, yeah. Okay.

So that was a strange feature about all this, right? Was that Bolsonaro and his most

trusted like non-Solute tenants all went to Orlando and they're like, all right, let's

give ourselves like five days to plan this. Five days, you know, we'll sit in the writer's

room, we'll get some five hour energy is, well, we'll bang this out. I got, I have dark

webed by vans. We're going to get to the bottom of this thing. And after five days, what

they got was we're going to send, I'd say about 800 people to Congress when no one's

there. And they're going to beat the shit out of a police horse until it dies and then

get arrested by the military. Like they did kill a horse. Yeah. Supporters saw a Brazilian

gun on a horse.

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