Held Against My Will

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode: Jennifer Coolidge impressions, the mean (and factual) things kids say and the story of how Sara got abducted in a shopping mall.

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0:00.0	Go, go shorty, it's not your birthday.
0:04.0	Anyone's birthday that's happening about now.
0:07.0	It's still clumped into the Christmas.
0:09.0	Yeah.
0:10.0	Like, hey, we just got you something.
0:12.0	Everybody's like pot, like everybody's paying off their credit cards like it's like it's
0:15.0	it's like it's rough it's a rough time to have a birthday I agree.
0:17.6	Buy you some underwear. Some socks.
0:21.0	Oh you a gift card. Well right, well, hey, this is a podcast about kids and life and family and everything, but it is uncensored, so don't listen around your kids. You have been warned.
0:30.0	What's your name?
0:34.0	Who am I?
0:36.0	Who am I?
0:37.0	Oh, who am I?
0:38.0	Oh, he!
0:40.0	Oh, he! Yee!
0:47.0	G gonna fucking bitch! Hm-hoo!
0:50.0	Hm-hmm.
1:04.9	Hello! Hello my friends hello my friends hello my God I had I meant to send this to you there was this like thing like a little meme on insta that was like this fish like in a little like a little cave and all of a sudden he poked out and he looked like he had like hair on top of his head and he was like
1:08.8	hello his it me you're so cute. I was dying.
1:14.0	I can see it in your eyes.
1:17.0	I mean, I know when I think of fish humor, I think gotta send this one to rest.
1:21.0	Oh, by the way, has deep sea scary shit hit your algorithm yet?
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