Oprah. Jules. Crack cocaine? Heist. Heyst. Hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Heist. Episode 60 of Heist. I'm Simon. And I'm Matt. And today we have an absolutely fantastic guest that we're so excited to have here. She's an actor from Orange is the New Black, Togetherness, and Handmaid's Tale. It's Emily Althouse. Hey. How's it going? Hey, I feel great. Good. Is that okay to say? That is great to say. I feel good. Like better than good. And I think that on the list of words, that word is great. I think, I feel the same way. I'm super excited. Thanks for being on the show. Thanks for having. Thank you so much for being on the show. This has been in the making for a while. We're really glad we made it happen now. I'm so excited. and I just, I love a good heist. I love a bad heist. I'll just take a heist.

So I'm so glad that I just, I love a good heist. I love a bad heist. I'll just

take a hike. So I'm so glad that you guys have me here to talk about all, all, everything and in between. It's like pizza. Good or bad. It's always always having a good time. Exactly. Good enough for the turtles. Emily, as you may or may not know,

we have a rule about Heist podcast

because, as you can tell by me and Matt,

just looking at us, you can tell we're pretty proficient heister.

Oh, experts.

I mean, they are in tuxedos, you guys.

You can't see this at home, but they are top to tails.

We're bad dudes, man.

So the thing we always ask of any visitor is that they have to kind of prove themselves to our listeners and tell us about a heist they've pulled off in their life. There's a status quo we like to maintain. Okay, okay, okay. I'm squirming. If you hear any squeaking, that's my seat and me squirming in it. Let's see. I have to admit that, you know, heist is a big word.

I was a, you know, petty theft for sure. You know, like who doesn't? There were a lot of those

things in my life that started probably early with just like, you remember that like sticky tack

that your teachers would stick like posters to the walls with, right? I would just see that on a desk, cop that, that's mine, right?

Like that kind of thing.

Just like one thought, in and out, we're good.

Probably the most intricate thing I ever stole were my own teeth.

And I know that that's going to, yeah, uh-huh.

And I know, I can't explain.

Please do. Please do.

You speak my interest.

And I say that I feel like I stole my teeth from my own mouth before the dentist could.

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