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Hello and welcome back to Cult Leader. I'm your Cult Leader, Spencer Henry.

And before we can even talk about anything, I have some breaking news.

Alright, Cult Fam, are you ready for this?

So I have been working with a literal team for two months.

The day is finally here. My merch line for Cult Leader is live.

And you can go click the link in the bio on Cult Leader's account or you can visit merch.cult Leader.com.

Everything is available right now for pre-order.

Pre-orders are a limited quantity. They're available now until January 8th.

And then the store will be closed until other stuff is figured out.

So it's open from now until January 8th and then we close the pre-orders and we'll figure out kind of where we're going from there.

I'll keep you guys updated. But for now, from now today until January 8th, you can go place all of your orders.

All the pre-orders will be shipped out the following week.

The first 15 of you to pre-order will receive a 4x4 inch Cult Leader sticker.

You can put it on your car, on your hydroflask, on your bedside table, wherever.

And yeah, so that's the big news. I'm giggly. I'm so excited.

Thank you guys for even asking for it. I never thought that people would want that.

Of course, that's amazing, but it's just wild. Shout out to the team that's helped me with everything. Jackie, everyone.

Okay, so let's get into tonight's episode because it is fucking nuts.

And if you want to pause me, this is the only time that I will ever tell you it's okay to pause me.

Pause me. Buy your stuff so that we can all be matching.

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