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Heather McDonald: Professional Blueballer & 27 Year Old Virgin

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Heather McDonald discusses all the people she's blue balled in Hollywood, why she didn't lose her virginity until she was 27, how she decided to get into comedy, how to drop people's names on podcasts, why she doesn't have a Netflix special, setting the bar low as a mother, what she would do if she was a Real Housewife, married couples on TikTok and the moment she almost became a scientologist.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0

What is up you guys it is another very hot episode of Burning and Hell today we have one

0:20.2

of my favorite comedians and I was on her podcast in the past it's Heather Mcdonald of

0:26.6

the critically acclaimed podcast juicy scoop oh there were 30 million downloads thank you

0:31.6

you I think we're up to like 70 million I think that was from like a couple years ago

0:35.9

but who's counting I don't know I've been doing it for five years so I've been doing it

0:40.3

a while.

0:41.3

Holy crap that's a long time two episodes a week yes but we're also here to talk about

0:46.5

your second stand-up special that's coming out August 7th I first discovered Heather

0:51.7

I've been creeping on her for a while from the Chelsea lately show every night I would fall

0:56.3

asleep watching like the funniest women on TV and you produced you wrote you performed

1:01.8

over seven years but you've also been all over the place as in you've been on watch

1:05.9

what happens you've been on keeping up with the Kardashian no I I've only I've only

1:11.8

been on watch what happens once about eight years ago well what the hell they have not

1:18.0

to ask you piss Andy off I don't know I I will no I don't know I'd love to find out I've

1:26.4

only been like promoting their shows and talent consecutively for five years in a very positive

1:33.0

light but who knows life is weird and this business is weird and you know that's what's

1:39.6

so great about where I am now with podcasting and the stand-up because that stuff doesn't

1:46.5

really matter anymore like you're so right well your first book yes I did my research

1:52.4

wasn't your first book about like burning bridges or something burning bridges no it was

1:56.7

um you'll never well kind of you'll never blew on this town again as well which is the

2:02.5

title came from there were a bunch of books in the 90s and this is about my life uh in

2:07.9

the 90s that came out that were like you'll never make love in this town again and it was

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