Welcome to the whatever dating talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

I'm your host, Brian Atlas.

We're coming to you live from Santa

Barbara, California. A few quick announcements. This podcast is viewer-supported, heavy YouTube

demonetization. So please consider donating through streamlads, which we have pulled up right here.

Instead of super chatting as YouTube takes a brutal 30% cut, that's streamlabs.com slash whatever link is

in the description. We do prioritize the messages that are That's streamlabs.com slash whatever link is in the description. We do prioritize

the messages that are made via stream labs. To read a message is $100 and up, we will read those

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and weigh in on the conversation at hand. Consider sending a TTS text to speech

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moderation delay with a TTS and then the latency delay has changed on YouTube for us. So there's even a further delay.

You can mute a microphone, pop a champagne bottle.

And if you're a real G, for one Ethereum, we will pop a bottle of crystal.

Pull that up, Damien.

There it is.

One of the more expensive, they're like 400, 500 bucks.

So ball of crystal, like all the wrappers and whatnot.

So, yeah.

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