Welcome to the whatever dating talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

I'm your host, Brian Atlas.

We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California.

A few quick announcements. It was just something novel. We're doing. We have little energy shots

with energy drinks in them. And look at the cute little cups. They're like the miniature

versions. This podcast is, if you're supported, heavy YouTube demonetization, so please consider donating through streamlabs, which we just pulled up.

Instead of super chatting as YouTube takes a brutal 30% cut, that's streamlabs.com slash whatever link is in the description.

We do prioritize messages that are made via stream labs.

To read a message is $100 and up.

We will read those in batches typically every 30 to 60 minutes.

But if you want to interact nearly instantly with us and weigh in on the conversation at hand,

consider sending a TTS text to speech message.

$200 in up.

TTS is via stream labs only. We do have a slight stream and moderation delay with the TTS, TTS is via stream labs only.

We do have a slight stream and moderation delay with the TTS.

You can, by the way, you can also mute a microphone.

Request a fit check.

Do the pickle jar challenge or pop a ball of champagne.

And now if you're a real baller, real G, we have some crypto options.

You can pop a ball of crystal, which is a premium champagne brand.

They're typically between like $400 to $500 a bottle.

You can also do a 15-minute voice call-in for an Ethereum.

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