Flagless, flagless,

flag-bets.

Fiveless bird touchdown in America.

I'm a fly this bird touchdown in America.

How is everyone? Great. It's sunny. Oh my God it's raining here. Oh,

It's been raining since the second I got back. Well, it's winter there, right?

It's winter.

Yeah, I sort of forgot.

I forgot that it was winter and that seasons are different here.

And so I arrived back and my friend Dan picked me up from the airport and he parked as far away as possible

and so we're just walking through the rain for so long and I was like why did you do this to me Dan?

Listen we are getting way ahead of ourselves.

What people need to know is that David is in space.

This is our first ever episode talking to someone in space.

We wanted to get ahead of Tom Cruise filming a film in space

by doing a podcast in space,

and that's what we decided to do.

Well, we figured that you've figured out America pretty well,

so now you have to figure out space.

I wish it was this exciting.

I really do.

I'm so excited by this alternate narrative now.

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