Headline City and the Japanese Symbol for Settling

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

You asked, we answered: headlines, headlines, and more headlines. Anthony and Gregg break down all the need-to-know headlines this week including the weirdest letter from Johnny Manziel to Baker Mayfield and a man seducing a bird.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.4	Welcome to episode 4 of The Jettelnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.
0:07.4	JARVY B. Junior Vice President.
0:09.7	Glacier Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.
0:12.6	Only losers in homeless vets turn this podcast off halfway through.
0:16.8	Real fans play it all the way to the end at top volume during a stranger's funeral.
0:31.0	Came strong with your favorite part of the show.
0:34.0	We are back with a little Jettelnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project week 4.
0:38.4	JARVY B. Junior Vice President.
0:40.4	Came back a little too quickly there.
0:42.8	I'm excited.
0:43.8	Are you?
0:44.8	Yeah.
0:45.8	Because you didn't seem excited last night when I was talking to you about the podcast.
0:47.8	I tried to call you to go through notes and I described as like trying to drag you.
0:51.8	It was at the end of a long day.
0:54.8	Drag me through what?
0:55.8	You're a word, Smith.
0:56.8	I was thinking of like the beach of Normandy just dragging your ass along.
1:03.0	And I was like, we're never talking Monday nights again.
1:05.6	You got too much going on with Monday Night Football.
1:07.7	Your kids, you know, are a nightmare.
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