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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

A Two Year Old, Another Two Year Old and Satan Ruled Out

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg discuss what they would do to a two year old if it shredded $1000 and relate to Antonio Brown throwing furniture off a patio. Rest assured, Satan was ruled out when experts were studying a flaming pit in Arkansas. 
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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:03.0

Welcome to episode 5 of The Jesslenic and Rosenthal.

0:07.0

It's not, it's episode 5 of The Jesslenic and Rosenthal Vanity Project.

0:12.0

Jere, baby.

0:13.0

Junior Vice President.

0:14.0

This is Anthony's favorite part of the show because he has the most time left with his best buddy Greg.

0:20.0

Do you just like backed me to a coin here?

0:23.0

I can't even say what I was going to say because you had to add that other part.

0:26.0

You got a role at the improv, man.

0:28.0

Well, first of all, don't call me improv, man.

0:31.0

Secondly, this is the only podcast officially endorsed by every single team in the NFL.

0:36.0

That's right.

0:37.0

We got them to clue it on this one, too.

0:39.0

What is happening?

0:49.0

We are back.

0:50.0

Episode 5?

0:51.0

Episode 5, yeah.

0:52.0

I thought it was six.

0:53.0

It's been a great month plus here at the Viva.

0:57.0

Comedy Central Studios in Hollywood.

1:00.0

It's great to have an excuse to hang out with you in Erika Tampos every week.

1:05.0

Yeah.

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