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🗓️ 2 June 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Just two dudes setting the record straight on roller rink jams, rolling on firefighters, and sucking the right one.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Dadmey Podcast. We're back here. We're talking about roller ring finger in jams. Tim was just talking about show me love. Yeah, Robin S, show me love. I just, um, nothing gets me in a groove better than that. You know, I'm a big, you know me, I'm a big musical lover. I, I, like, my tastes are wide ranging, but really nothing gets me going than just like the music that like i can imagine just |
| 0:21.6 | damn it's couples skate maybe maybe i'm a couple years away from actually having someone the hold |
| 0:26.7 | hands with and roller skate with but that's great because i need time to get better at this stuff |
| 0:30.2 | and i'm just going like yeah dude someday someday i you know right now i'm better off alone okay |
| 0:36.8 | but in a few years dude someone's |
| 0:38.6 | gonna show me love that's where I love to transport myself to that place mentally I don't |
| 0:43.9 | know about you but it's not like a comfort thing it's just like that's a that's a very fun area |
| 0:48.8 | to go in my brain just do a couple fucking cartwheels and then come back no dude I'm still a fat |
| 0:53.0 | boy eating six slices of pizza while everybody else is getting |
| 0:55.4 | chicks. |
| 0:55.7 | Getting greasy fingers on the arcade controls. |
| 0:57.7 | Would you consider growing your hair out the rest of the summer and getting an undercut |
| 1:01.0 | and just fucking being the 38-year-old man who fucking whips around? |
| 1:05.2 | You're wearing a school bag for some reason? |
| 1:07.6 | You're very, like very smooth, long strokes on the skates. |
| 1:12.1 | Very nice technical backwards form. |
| 1:15.4 | I mean, it's going to be tough to find time, but yeah, sure. |
| 1:19.7 | I'll grow my hair. |
| 1:20.8 | I'll grow a ponytail out and start wearing chains and just crushing it during a neon skate time |
| 1:27.7 | you could even work |
| 1:28.8 | uh ring security |
| 1:30.3 | and pay for your skate time |
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