Kindergarten Court

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Free Fritz! Tim discusses a kindergarten beef that went from the classroom to the streets real quick. After this ep, head over to our Patreon to listen to a live missing pet inquiry that takes an insane turn.

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0:00.0	Welcome back, everybody.
0:01.5	Tim, how are you, friend?
0:02.4	I'm terrific. How are you?
0:03.5	Great. Danny, how's going, buddy?
0:05.4	Buddy, you...
0:06.2	I'm feeling like a million bucks myself.
0:07.8	You left with the cliffhanger last week.
0:09.8	Well, I was on the Patreon, so sorry if you're not subscribed with the Patreon, but we ended
0:13.1	last week.
0:13.6	I had received an urgent text message that my kindergartner had been in a fight at school.
0:18.9	Is he out? We bailed him out that night, actually.
0:21.9	Yeah, he didn't spend too much time.
0:23.0	Dude.
0:25.1	First of all, I don't think kindergartner should be fighting.
0:28.0	I don't think that should be happening.
0:29.6	I don't know.
0:30.5	Maybe a little bit of like tussling here and there,
0:33.6	but apparently Fritz had to smack this kid and left a handprint on his face.
0:39.0	And it was like, dude, Fritz, I mean, he's the sweetest boy currently living. He would never try to hurt somebody.
0:45.9	For him to have, for him to get that point, this kid must have been doing something pretty fucked up.
0:50.7	He's not the one.
0:52.1	Who, Fritz? Yeah. You're goddamn right. He's not the one, dude. He's had little
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