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Dad Meat

Hungry for Roadkill

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9856 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We're settling in for a nice time discussing tasty roadkill, bird molds, and problematic cereal mascots.

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0:24.6

Welcome back, everybody. Tim is good to see you. Good to see you too, man. Can we get to tell some fucking truth, you know? I saw you take it off those pants. I thought those were little underwear you had on. No, you know what it was? I had to leave the house very early, and it was kind of chilly, and I knew it was going to get hot, so I wore two layers of clothes, and then I stripped down just before we started. So I don't fucking sweat through my cheeks. Do you own a pair of those basketball pants that you could just rip off? I always wanted them, but my parents wouldn't buy them for me, and then I was never brave enough as an adult. Because they knew I'd be ripping those thangs off everywhere I went. If I got

0:29.8

dude, if I got the snap down basketball pants and I got to just yank them off, they knew I

0:34.2

would be a problem. That's a great meat threat. Like if you work at a place where they know you're,

0:39.6

you got some damage in your pants,

0:41.5

where you,

0:41.8

yeah,

0:42.0

you run the show.

0:43.1

Yeah.

0:43.7

It doesn't matter what your bitch supervisor says.

0:45.8

Shut the fuck up,

0:46.8

Karen.

0:47.5

Shut up,

0:47.8

Kathy,

0:48.2

snap,

0:48.8

damn,

0:49.0

damn, tap.

0:49.3

Mm-hmm.

0:50.9

You just hog out on them. Dude, did you see that trans penis?

0:54.5

I don't want to talk about that.

0:57.3

There's a picture of a woman's surgical penis making the rounds on Twitter,

1:02.6

and it really made me giggle.

1:05.4

Yeah, it looked like the kind of thing where, like,

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