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🗓️ 29 May 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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0:24.6 | Welcome back, everybody. Tim is good to see you. Good to see you too, man. Can we get to tell some fucking truth, you know? I saw you take it off those pants. I thought those were little underwear you had on. No, you know what it was? I had to leave the house very early, and it was kind of chilly, and I knew it was going to get hot, so I wore two layers of clothes, and then I stripped down just before we started. So I don't fucking sweat through my cheeks. Do you own a pair of those basketball pants that you could just rip off? I always wanted them, but my parents wouldn't buy them for me, and then I was never brave enough as an adult. Because they knew I'd be ripping those thangs off everywhere I went. If I got |
0:29.8 | dude, if I got the snap down basketball pants and I got to just yank them off, they knew I |
0:34.2 | would be a problem. That's a great meat threat. Like if you work at a place where they know you're, |
0:39.6 | you got some damage in your pants, |
0:41.5 | where you, |
0:41.8 | yeah, |
0:42.0 | you run the show. |
0:43.1 | Yeah. |
0:43.7 | It doesn't matter what your bitch supervisor says. |
0:45.8 | Shut the fuck up, |
0:46.8 | Karen. |
0:47.5 | Shut up, |
0:47.8 | Kathy, |
0:48.2 | snap, |
0:48.8 | damn, |
0:49.0 | damn, tap. |
0:49.3 | Mm-hmm. |
0:50.9 | You just hog out on them. Dude, did you see that trans penis? |
0:54.5 | I don't want to talk about that. |
0:57.3 | There's a picture of a woman's surgical penis making the rounds on Twitter, |
1:02.6 | and it really made me giggle. |
1:05.4 | Yeah, it looked like the kind of thing where, like, |
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