He Won’t Go To Therapy But Says I’m the Problem
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🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I went on this sketch my ex show. They sketched your ex? Yeah. What did you do with it? So I did Emily because she is technically my ex. Oh. So that was my way. It would have been way funnier if you did like a real ex. There was no way in hell I was going to do that. You describe her and then they draw her? And they draw her. In the end, I revealed that we're dating now as like the fun turn. |
| 0:26.4 | It's just funny that like, yeah, I don't want to take that risk of talking about an ex and saying what they look like. |
| 0:34.4 | Of course you don't. That's like only your greatest fear. |
| 0:36.4 | Right. |
| 0:36.7 | So is someone retaliating against you? |
| 0:39.0 | Right. |
| 0:39.5 | I don't want to be in a slap contest and go first on the slap. I would be flattered. If someone like drew me through one of those things, I'd be like. And thought of you to be drawn. Yes. Thought of me. Yes. I would rather be hated than forgotten about in these scenarios. |
| 0:56.9 | Well, I think every man. of me? Yes. I would rather be hated than forgotten about in these scenarios. |
| 0:57.0 | Well, I think every man would rather be forgotten about. |
| 1:02.4 | Hello and welcome back to the Friday feels episode of the U.S. podcast. |
| 1:06.6 | I'm Jordana Abraham. |
| 1:07.7 | And I am Jared Fried. |
| 1:12.6 | It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. |
| 1:26.4 | How are you? What's going on? How are you feeling on a Friday? I feel pretty good. I feel like I'm getting like my postpartum groove back, which is nice. Just in time. I think I'm not sure if it's that or if it's like the weather. It's got to be all of it. Yeah, I think it's all of it. |
| 1:27.4 | I feel like I'm like coming back into the world |
| 1:29.8 | and it's nice. |
| 1:31.2 | There's parts the weather. It's got to be all of it. Yeah, I think it's all of it. I feel like I'm like coming back into the world and it's nice. There's parts that I like feel a little weird about, but most of all it's nice. Would you suggest your time frame, not the, you know, the baby stuff, you know, when you got pretty. Take it out. Take it out all the sad shit. Take out the sad shit, but like when you got pregnant, if you could go back knowing how it ended up. Like if you could suggest a calendar date to get pregnant. Yes. Would you suggest your date? Because now that I think about it, right now, if you're living in the Northeast, we are starting to spring has sprung and it's staying |
| 2:01.9 | lighter longer. The weather's getting nicer. You're probably feeling, as you said, like you're shedding |
| 2:06.9 | maybe the baby weight type of thing. You're getting, does that feel like this is the time frame? |
| 2:12.3 | I think there's something nice about that. I've heard people say that they wouldn't want a winter baby. |
| 2:18.0 | I mean, besides having giving birth in the worst month of the year, as you, as you know. Yeah, no one wants |
| 2:22.2 | to be born in February. I think, I think it's like a little bit of a double-edged sort of. |
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