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The Bert Show

He Went To A Bar Solo And Ran Into The Most Insane Strangers He’s Ever Met!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

His girlfriend was out of town, so Messy Mikey hit the bars a solo man! Turns out? he's not the weirdest one in town anymore...he'll share what he witnessed!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

He decided to see if he's the one who's weird or if it's other people who are weird.

0:05.6

And what did you learn, Mikey? Are you weird?

0:07.5

Oh, yeah, I already knew that.

0:09.5

I could have told you that yesterday.

0:11.2

Yeah, but I think they're weird too.

0:12.6

I think we're all weird.

0:14.5

I decided to put myself through some exposure therapy.

0:18.6

That's what they call it, right? Whenever you do something you're not bad at and you're probably going to fail,

0:23.3

but you try it anyway.

0:25.6

So whenever I go to a bar, I just, it's hard to put into words what it is whenever I sit next

0:33.2

to a person and I want to try to have a conversation like you see in a movie where

0:36.9

two guys sit at a bar and just want to try to have a conversation like you see in a movie where two guys sit

0:37.8

at a bar and just talk about nothing. Except I have this fear that I guess it comes from I think

0:45.7

they're just going to hate me and that I'm weird like I can't just have a normal conversation

0:50.1

with someone. So I decided to try my hand and my girlfriend went on a bachelorette trip. So I had a

0:57.2

free Friday night. I could have reached out to one of my friends, went out with them. Instead,

1:01.3

I decided to take a risk. And so I started off at this one bar. It was like a sports bar with wings.

1:08.6

And I sat down at the bar. Off off the bat I could tell kind of a tough

1:13.8

environment because there was a group of like four guys sitting next to each other they look like

1:18.1

they just got off the job site and they had probably been sitting there a long time like

1:23.9

they already had a what's it called a rapport with the with the bar what's that person called bartender

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