He Wants To Fake A Wedding To Appease His Family!

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🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Is there any circumstance where it would be right to fake a wedding for your family? Someone in studio is considering it...

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0:00.0	You're on The Virt Show.
0:02.0	I don't know that you would, but do never, never, never, never call anybody in here.
0:06.3	Call me your friend.
0:08.3	Because a friend would have told me hours ago that there was toothpaste on my shirt that clearly dribbled out of my mouth onto my shirt earlier this morning and I just did the
0:22.2	whole damn show with this stain of toothpaste. Thank God we have the close-up shots now on the camera.
0:28.4	Yeah, I saw it. Why don't you say anything? I didn't know what it was. It was a mysterious white
0:33.0	stain and I was just going to let it go. Literally. Same thought process.
0:37.8	I mean, really.
0:39.0	What was going to happen this morning
0:40.7	that I was going to have a white stain on my shirt?
0:42.7	What's the rule?
0:43.5	If they can change it within what,
0:45.2	five minutes you call it out?
0:47.0	Or five seconds?
0:47.8	Five seconds?
0:48.1	Yeah.
0:48.3	Five seconds you call it out.
0:49.4	Otherwise you let it go.
0:50.8	I have literally been on the air with you before when you have told me I've got a
0:54.6	booger in my nose.
0:55.6	I have been on the air with you before and you have saved that time to tell me that I have
1:00.6	like a long gray hair that is growing out of my nose and you saved it from when we
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