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He Wants To Dump His Girlfriend After Receiving A Devastating Diagnosis!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

They recently started dating but are already breaking up! Why? Because he just received a terminal prognosis and he wants to give her an out on the relationship!

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0:00.0

Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

0:02.0

Wow, that was a quick flight.

0:03.8

Yeah.

0:04.2

Oh, never mind.

0:05.2

Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.

0:08.2

Holiday of a lifetime.

0:09.5

I can't wait.

0:11.0

Me neither.

0:12.3

Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.

0:16.0

Austria?

0:17.0

We're supposed to be going to Australia?

0:19.7

What have you done?

0:20.5

Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?

0:22.9

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

0:24.3

Book an eye test online.

0:27.3

Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

0:28.9

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

0:29.6

Oh.

0:33.8

Hey, The Bird Show.

0:37.3

Just broke up with her because he found out that he had cancer and he's like,

0:42.1

you know what? I want to do this alone. And she is devastated by it also. So this is not going to be real fun, but it could be helpful maybe. If you have gone through a battle with cancer

0:48.1

or you're going through a battle with cancer, maybe you can give some insight here. And I'll

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