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He Wants His Girlfriend To Fail At Her New Job!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

He is hoping that his girlfriend fails at her new job...why? Because he thinks it's making her into a worse person! Is he being an a*hole or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.0

All right, so what's going on in your life?

0:03.0

You want to share with Berkshire this email right here.

0:05.9

He is hoping that his girlfriend fails.

0:10.4

Hoping that his girlfriend fails.

0:12.0

Is he being an A-hole or not?

0:14.5

Moe's got the email.

0:15.9

Berkshire, I need some advice as I'm in a pretty complicated situation.

0:20.3

My girlfriend Nicole is up for a new position at her company and it's a huge leap from

0:25.3

her current role.

0:26.6

She's impressed management so much that they're considering her for a position that pays

0:29.7

four times her current salary, which is already more than I make.

0:33.7

Now don't give me wrong.

0:35.3

We're doing well financially and don't actually need extra money.

0:38.9

But the prospect of this massive pay raise has brought about some unexpected changes in

0:43.3

her personality.

0:44.9

Since she's been in the running for this new position, I've noticed Nicole becoming more

0:48.4

materialistic and almost shallow.

0:51.3

It's like she's a different person altogether.

0:53.6

The sad truth is that I've secretly been hoping she would screw up and not get the job.

0:58.5

Also things could go back to how they were before money became such a significant factor

1:02.1

in our lives.

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