He Traumatized The Children On Their Family Vacation!

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🗓️ 7 July 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Sure, he didn't crash the boat this time around...do you know what Bert DID do for the fourth? Traumatize some kids! Here's why the children on this 4th Of July vacay thought he was DEAD!

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0:33.9	I'm starting to realize that Kristen is inviting me to hang out with her on 4th of July weekends,
0:39.8	not because she loves me, but because she knows she'll have good content on Monday when we come back.
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0:52.5	Look, if you're a parent right now and you just did vacation with your kids,
0:57.3	here's a stat you need to know because you probably woke up this morning.
1:00.6	You're like, I'm so tired from that vacation.
1:03.3	Just know you're not alone.
1:04.5	It takes parents an average of 2.4 days to recover from the stress of a typical family trip.
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