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The Bert Show

He Took A Mysterious Shot And Paid The Price!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

He took a mystery shot and came down with a weird illness! Is this a sign that Moe needs to take a step back from drinking? He thinks so!

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0:00.0

Are we there yet, Dad?

0:03.0

Uh, nearly.

0:05.0

Dad, are we there yet?

0:08.0

Soon.

0:10.0

Are we there yet?

0:13.0

Literally around the corner.

0:16.0

Dad!

0:18.0

I know, I know. Are we there yet?

0:21.5

No.

0:23.6

Are we lost, Dad?

0:25.3

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

0:28.0

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

0:29.3

Book an eye test online.

0:33.3

The Bert Show.

0:38.7

It turns out taking random shots of things that you don't know what it is is not the greatest idea.

0:40.2

Vaccines or alcohol?

0:44.6

You're just walking into the doctor's office being like, dealer's choice.

0:48.5

Whatever in that syringe right there, I'll take it.

0:55.1

Which seems extremely silly in terms of like in a doctor's office, but alcohol, it should be just as silly when you think about it as well.

0:56.2

I'm not drinking anything unless I know what's in it, but I think that's coming from a

0:59.8

woman's mentality.

1:00.8

I learned that lesson the hard way.

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