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The Bert Show

He Still Follows Girls From School That Don’t Follow Him Back And His Girlfriend Isn’t Happy!

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Is it weird that Messy Mikey still follows girls from his high school? Is it weirder that THEY don't follow him back? His girlfriend sure thinks so!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.2

I think life itself throws real drama at your relationships that you just, you can't avoid.

0:07.2

You just can't.

0:07.9

So the trick maybe to a healthy relationship is trying to limit any superficial dramas because there's going to be drama no matter what, right?

0:16.8

And social media might be one of them because our producer, Mikey here, is going through it with his girlfriend right now over Instagram and a follow list.

0:24.9

I'm in trouble.

0:26.5

I'm in trouble.

0:28.0

As per usual.

0:30.4

Here's the current sitch.

0:32.9

Here's what's going on.

0:34.6

Me and the girlfriend, we're laying on the couch, just on Instagram.

0:39.5

She decides it's a fun game. So you're spending quality time with each other. You're on one side

0:44.2

of the couch. She's right next to you. You guys are scrolling. Not paying attention to you. That's

0:49.4

my love language. It's quality time. Dude, that is true love when you sit there in the same room together and send a meme to each other through an instant day.

0:57.0

Yeah.

0:57.6

Sounds perfect for me.

1:00.9

So she decides, hey, maybe it's fun.

1:04.3

Let's just scroll through your following list.

1:06.2

I think it's a trap.

1:07.4

I think it's a trap.

1:09.1

Hey, won't this be a hoot? It's a trap because she's gone through

1:14.3

your following list before. This is not her first rodeo. We've done many passes through my following

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