This is John Cameron Mitchell, and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation Island,

stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled.

In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back.

Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like bad touch football,

anti-racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies

are designed to force the cancel to confront their worst impulses.

But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.

Karen, where have you brought us?

Cancellation Island, where a second chance might just be your last.

Listen to Cancellation Island on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey kids, it's me Kevin Smith.

And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.

That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, dickless version of me.

And that's the name of our podcast, beardless, dizzleast me.

I'm the old one. I'm the old one.

I'm the young one.

And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard.

Sounds innocent, doesn't it?

A lot of cussing.

A lot of bad language.

It's for adults only.

Or listen to it with your kid.

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