Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet. Welcome to

Illadvised by Bill Nye. And the clue is in the title. This is a podcast for people who don't get out

much and when they do, they want to turn back time. It's a refuge for the clumsy and the awkward.

Really, this is an invitation to squander time.

I will try and answer certain questions without actually making things worse.

The thing you must, you don't have to know anything,

but the thing I would, I'd just like to make clear,

is that I don't know anything about the questions before they sprung on me

and I just react to them as they happen, live, as it were, in the studio.

And also the other thing is that I don't remember anything that I've said just because I've got a really bad memory.

The other day I had, because I want to recommend books,

I'd got about five books that I thought would be good to recommend.

And I ran them past my producer Alice Williams,

and she said, you've already done that one,

and you've already done that one, and you've already done that one,

and you've already done that one, and you've already done that one and you've already done that one and you've

already done that one so there were five books I'd forgotten anyway that the point is I never

remember anything I've said on the on the podcast and a friend of mine texted me the other day and

said that he thought that I was the only other person he'd ever come across who realized or

noted that innuendo was in fact an innuant thought that I was the only other person he'd ever come across who realized or had noted

that innuendo was in fact an innuendo in itself.

And that in previous times when somebody said innuendo in his presence, he would reply,

...