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Larry Miller Show

He's Only Handy With Herring! (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Larry gets a new air conditioner and guess who installed it! Ahem, not him. The we find out if Playboy ever did a "Women of Milleronia" issue. Also, two different waiters tell Larry's he's crazy for asking for herring -- but for opposite reasons. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Scarlett Johannsen movie "Lucy." And he recites "A Summer Afternoon" by James Whitcomb Riley.

Quote of the week: "This guy really put the wazoo on me."

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0:00.0

And now live from level five productions on the island of Miloronia.

0:06.0

It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves herring in cream sauce.

0:37.0

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy it was it's what's been beautiful

0:46.8

the last few days I'm on the mainland not on millaronia today and of course Colonel Jeff is with me and here we are at

0:55.8

Stately Miller Manor and it's it's just gorgeous and the reason is well our kids are back with us in the house here in the manner and it's just great and to pick them up and yeah just wonderful and there's more to say about that coming up

1:20.1

But I feel wonderful and it's great to be well back on the mainland and as you know that music

1:27.8

always makes me feel just terrific anyway.

1:30.8

That's the Amir Waked Orchestra and the Analee Tipton Dancers featuring Boy Tenor Mike

1:38.7

Lucking asking the musical question, did Playboy ever do a women of milleronia issue?

1:45.0

Yes, Mike, they did.

1:50.0

Good question, Mike.

1:52.0

They, uh, Playboy, oh, they did a great issue of the women of Miloronia, but we ran into a problem. Our women are so pretty on Miloronia.

2:04.6

They're so beautiful.

2:06.0

The male readers of Playboy went nuts and came to Miloronia

2:12.0

to meet one.

2:12.7

And I mean nuts, they found out where Miloronia is,

2:17.4

what Miloronia is.

2:19.2

And they came by a plane, train, swim, boat, anything, just that's how beautiful these women are.

2:28.8

And by the way, for the record, they don't, our women didn't even have to pose in bikinis just a milleronian woman in jeans and

2:38.8

top-siders and a and a button-down shirt outside of slacks doing a crossword puzzle and looking up and smiling just that drove every man nuts and hundreds

2:52.1

hundreds got here and came here and well you know normally that's one that's

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