He’s Only Asking Her Out Now Because She Lost Weight!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 28 January 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are we there yet, Dad? |
| 0:03.0 | Uh, nearly. |
| 0:05.0 | Dad, are we there yet? |
| 0:08.0 | Soon. |
| 0:10.0 | Are we there yet? |
| 0:13.0 | Literally around the corner. |
| 0:16.0 | Dad! |
| 0:18.0 | I know, I know. Are we there yet? |
| 0:21.5 | No. |
| 0:23.6 | Are we lost, Dad? |
| 0:25.3 | Yeah, yeah, I think so. |
| 0:28.0 | Should have gone to Speck, Save Us. |
| 0:29.3 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:33.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:38.6 | She knows the only reason he's asking her out is because she lost weight, but should she go out with him anyway? |
| 0:40.4 | We're going to get to that email in just a second. |
| 0:42.2 | But first, I have a question for you all. |
| 0:43.9 | I think it's an easy one. |
| 0:45.9 | We'll see if you get it on the first try. |
| 0:52.6 | Somebody pulled 2,000 single people to find the sexiest jobs for 2025. |
| 0:54.7 | They broke it down by industry. Any guess as to what the sexiest jobs for 2025. They broke it down by industry. |
| 0:55.1 | Okay. |
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