He’s Offended That His Wife ISN’T Jealous After His Female Friends Called Him *This*!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.9 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:32.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.5 | All right, drama coming up in just a couple of seconds |
| 0:36.0 | because the wife is not jealous, not jealous. |
| 0:40.0 | We'll get into that in just one second. |
| 0:41.8 | I've got a favor to ask you guys listening because I know a lot of you guys have way more connections than I do. |
| 0:47.5 | If you are like deeply rooted in the UGA football community, I, not for myself, for a very special family, |
| 0:57.4 | am trying to get sideline passes to a UGA game next year. |
| 1:02.7 | There's so much of red tape involved in stuff like that. |
| 1:04.9 | I'm wondering if one of you guys know somebody that can make that happen. |
| 1:09.0 | And again, this is not for me. |
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