I just ordered a beverage center, which is what they're calling mini-fridges, fancy mini-friges. You call it beverage centers? I feel like maybe what's happening is that they realize that if you say mini-fridge, that people be like, well, then why is it $2,000? Is it like Wi-Fi enabled or some shit? And it, like, reports to you when you need like white claw so first of all some

of them are why would you want that on anything i get a fucking push note notification when my

dehumidifier fills up but anyway you're like but i i will say they are in of them in a vacuum

cool like it's got different temperature controls for the different levels. The bottom level is a wine rack.

And so like there's a little wine rack and then there's stuff for your sodas and beers.

Are you talking yourself into getting this?

Oh no, I already got it.

Really?

You spent $500 on a fucking mini fridge?

It's not just the mini fridge.

Oh my God. You can put something that's like out of place garbage looking or you can get something decent and it's really expensive. That's basically the choice they put in front of you. I have been recording this whole time. I'm putting this segment in the show unedited. Feel free. People should know that I'm bougie, you know? By now, if you don't know by now. He moves to New Jersey. Look what happens to him. The brands that shit they had, like, by the way, we have, when we moved in, there's a drawer microwave, you know, the kind of like you, it's like in the lower part of the cabinet and you like press a button and it comes out like a drawer. What? I didn't even know this existed. This is big in our area. Okay. Brakes like day one. Every time I pass like the microwave section at Trader Joe's, I'm like, I'd be nice, but it's not the life I live anymore. Which by the way, I have to say like, oh my God, you keep saying, by the way, we've been doing this for 45 minutes. Fine. Let's go. Let's go. Zing us. Zing us. I'm socially deprived.

You're postponing as we Oh my God, you keep saying, by the way, we've been doing it in 45 minutes. Fine. Let's go. Let's go.

Zing us. Zing us. I'm socially deprived. You're postponing because we now have to talk for the stupid fucking book. All right. But yeah, but what is my zinger? Well, you could have spent 45 minutes thinking of one. Don't pretend that the whole 45 minutes was a waste, Michael. I think it was great.

We caught up a little bit.

We talked about merch.

We had some good chats. get a one. Don't pretend that the whole 45 minutes was a waste, Michael. I think it was great.

We caught up a little bit. We talked about merch. We had some good chats. You're just upset that you're learning about my life and you don't care about it. No, I'm upset that I learned about a whole new appliance category, a fake appliance category. Two, drawer microwaves and beverage. All right, let's do it. Let's do it. All right. Peter.

Michael.

What do you know about he's just not that into? And Befors said it. All right, let's do it. All right.

Peter.

Michael.

What do you know about he's just not that into you?

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