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The Bert Show

He’s Gonna Redeem Himself After Crashing Out Over Vacation!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Is Bert about to redeem himself after pontoon gate?! Kristin is giving him a second chance to right the ship after he crashed their last boat into the dock! How do you think he'll do?

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

Literally right before the mics went on, I was shaking my head and trying to shake the memory

0:07.5

of what happened last year out of my head because it infuriates me.

0:14.8

And I'm still so embarrassed by it.

0:16.6

Can you believe it's almost been a year since a great dock incident of 2024?

0:21.4

Life has got its foot on the accelerator for me, man.

0:23.6

It's how can it be a year?

0:24.9

So I may, I just may have a redo.

0:29.1

You do have a redo coming up because Bert and I are once again going to hang out for the

0:36.4

4th of July, got a house on the lake, and I are once again going to hang out for the 4th of July, got a house on the lake,

0:41.0

and I also rented a pontoon.

0:43.0

Oh, God.

0:43.4

Wow.

0:44.1

No.

0:44.6

Why would you do that?

0:45.6

And I also rented it from the exact same place we got it from last year.

0:49.6

Did you really?

0:51.6

Did you?

0:52.0

A Coney wild water sports.

0:54.9

Right.

0:55.3

Do you want me to explain for the new listener what happened last year or would you like to do it in great, beautiful, colorful detail?

1:01.5

I will be gladly to tell everybody what happened.

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