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He's Considering Taking Up Boxing Again

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

Not literally, but in my mind, I figuratively, every day I want to punch somebody in the face.

0:08.0

Every day?

0:09.0

Every day, huh?

0:10.0

Yeah, I mean it could be somebody in headlines, it could be somebody in the news,

0:13.8

somebody in politics, somebody that cuts me off in traffic that has a University of Florida

0:18.4

sticker on their phone.

0:20.4

Somebody in my mind's eye is getting punched in the face. I would never do it.

0:25.0

First of all, I have to jump up to reach him in the face probably.

0:28.0

Mow wants to do it literally.

0:32.0

I do, and that's the beautiful side of

0:35.1

boxing is that you get to punch people in the face but there's another side to

0:38.6

that in which they get to punch you back. Yeah yeah it's a two-way street.

0:42.0

It's a two-way street unless you're really really good the yeah, it's a two-way street. It's a two-way street.

0:43.0

Unless you're really, really good, the other person's really, really bad.

0:45.0

Is there a boxing league that just allows you to throw punches but not take them?

0:50.0

If there is, I need be the first to sign up.

0:53.0

Right?

0:54.0

So I'm in this position now where this has been a debate on our

0:58.0

podcast in the moment, Katie and myself, our producer Katie.

1:02.0

And I'm now concerned on if her opinion about what I should do next with

1:06.8

boxing is her being a good friend because she's concerned or her being a bad

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