He’s Calling Out Another Bert Show Member For Refusing To Be His Friend!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 28 January 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.9 | Should have gone to spec savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:32.3 | The Birchow. |
| 0:33.5 | What is going on with the Birchow youth group? |
| 0:37.5 | First, Abby comes on here earlier, calls you guys out for leaving her high and dry when you were supposed to go crash a birth show listener's wedding. |
| 0:45.5 | And now we got Mikey in here wanting to attack Jackson. |
| 0:48.6 | The girls are fighting. |
| 0:50.8 | It's falling apart. |
| 0:52.7 | Jackson is refusing to be my friend. |
| 0:56.3 | And I'm furious about it. |
| 0:58.6 | This guy, so as you know, recently I moved into a new apartment in Midtown, Wonderland. |
| 1:05.4 | Jackson made it sound like we're going to be having a grand old time all the time. |
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