He’s Blaming Breaking Up With Her On Being Under The Influence!

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🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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He tried to break up with her while he was “under the influence” of something surprising! Should she take him back now that he’s got a clear head?

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.1	Under any circumstance, it is hard to use a take-back when you break up with somebody.
0:07.4	No takesies backsies.
0:09.3	Yeah.
0:09.7	Mulligan!
0:10.5	It's in golf, you know, when you have a bad shot.
0:12.4	You're allowed to do it one time when you're playing around.
0:15.1	Mulligan, I'm going to take that one back.
0:16.6	You can't really do that when it comes to relationships.
0:19.1	No, you shouldn't be able to.
0:25.8	And yet, it seems like that is happening with one of my best friends right now. And I need you guys to settle this debate for me and my friends.
0:30.9	So one of my really good friends, she lives in Texas.
0:34.6	I don't see her all the time.
0:36.3	But she has been dating this guy, her boyfriend, quote, unquote, for about a year.
0:43.0	And I say quote, unquote, because, okay, so they've been dating, but he's never asked her to be her girlfriend, her girlfriend. He has never asked her to be her girl, his, his, her boyfriend, her girlfriend.
0:56.0	He has never asked her to be his girlfriend.
0:59.0	Yes.
1:00.0	So she just kind of decided they were boyfriend, girlfriend, like a month into their relationship.
1:06.0	And he kind of rolled with it, I guess.
1:08.0	Has he ever called her his girlfriend?
1:12.1	Because he used the words.
1:14.5	Yes, but kind of as a joke.
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