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Match Made in Manhattan

Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.6 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

"This is the craziest tea that I've had happen on the podcast". On the pod, we dive into the ...hockey... show Adam and Colbie can't stop watching, attempt to decode the mystery that is “Chungus,” and let Katy break down the solidcore drama that somehow ends with Adam fully blocked on socials. Colbie accidentally sleeps through half her life, Adam delivers a fresh John update, and we unpack the wild DM that slid into his inbox from a listener. Chaos, confusion, and questionable choices… all waiting for you on this week’s episode of Match Made in Manhattan.

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0:00.0	there were a lot of blow jobs happening.
0:02.0	Colby's like gay porn, great Sunday activity.
0:05.0	Like, I'm worried for Anthony.
0:08.0	Oh my god, we need to talk about the crazy update.
0:12.0	Oh yeah.
0:13.0	Oh, yeah.
0:14.0	Oh my God.
0:15.0	I can't believe you didn't lead with this, Adam. Is that the intimate simitomitop? It is one of them, yes. I've never seen that color
0:34.0	before. I haven't either. But you know how when you get free stuff, you like can't
0:40.1	say that you got the wrong thing. I know what you mean, like your pride. Yeah. It's like, well,
0:45.8	maybe pride is the wrong word, just your manners. You're like, oh, no, no. I got this last year
0:50.5	because one of my friends works at a PR agency and they were one of their clients
0:56.1	and she sent me two of them and I asked for a black one and a blue one meaning like navy blue
1:01.2	and I got this one but it's fine but I love it I kind of feel like the cobalt blue is also in
1:06.7	right now yeah very very it's very different for like pre-workout shirt. Are we recording? Yeah. Oh, are the people envisioning Colby's cobal blue. The people are like, what are you guys talking about? Colby is in a very cobalt blue. I'm in a blue shirt. But you're wearing the viral into Missing Me Top. I am. That I now need in 35 colors.
1:29.4	I have it in two colors.
1:30.5	And I, like, have been wearing them out.
1:33.9	Yeah.
1:34.4	Like, every day.
1:35.7	So what makes it viral?
1:36.5	Like, why are the people obsessed with it?
1:39.3	They're just the perfect amount of shear, I think.
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