Couples therapy
Match Made in Manhattan
Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison
4.6 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
New year, same chaos. This week on the pod, we spiral over our so-called New Year’s resolutions (or lack thereof) and the absolute TRASH we’re already dragging into 2025. We mourn the existence of 2-in-1 washer-dryers, comfort Katy through a social-anxiety spiral, and cheer on Colbie’s undying love for Dance Dance Revolution. Adam reflects on Japan and the norovirus saga he can finally laugh about – while Katy confesses she will absolutely not be participating in Dry Jan, especially after letting an NYU student clean her teeth. We also learn that Colbie once had a full shrine to Teen Vogue covers (iconic), plot out our 30th birthday parties, celebrate the fact that Brigit Mendler is a scientist now, get a fresh Hillstone update from Adam, and dip our toes into the world of AI-generated dating. All of this and more on this week’s episode of Match Made in Manhattan!
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| 0:00.0 | I will tell you, though, you will be happy to know. |
| 0:03.0 | He asked me on a date. |
| 0:03.9 | Two martini drunk is a great drunk to be. |
| 0:05.9 | It's not a gay thing. |
| 0:07.1 | It's AI. |
| 0:08.0 | DDR walked so, like, workout classes could run. |
| 0:11.0 | And there's this one guy who's, like, so cute. |
| 0:13.6 | This is literally couples therapy. |
| 0:15.0 | Kobe, I think, just has a little bit of a different perspective on the trash. |
| 0:18.6 | Like that. |
| 0:20.2 | Yeah. a different perspective on the trash. |
| 0:28.8 | Good morning. |
| 0:33.3 | Hello, people of Match Made in Manhattan. |
| 0:35.4 | Wait, right as we just started, do you see what just stopped? |
| 0:37.4 | The washer machine upstairs. Love it. My boyfriend is washing his clothes at 7 a.m. Yeah, the thing about this building and it's quirks, you hear when anyone does their laundry, I always know. I feel like I'm going to jinx hit and it's going to start up again in a couple minutes. No, no, it's done. It was the spin cycle. Yeah. Oh, I heard some movement though. He might be going to put it on dry. I'm scared. Laundry is like just such a daunting task because it's never, never done. Okay, also, Colby and I's laundry machine is giving me so much anxiety every single day that I think the dryer sensor is broken |
| 1:11.5 | and so Colby and I is dry I think it has some kind of dryer sensor in it right and so you put it on |
| 1:15.8 | for like three hours like a timer but it will automatically turn off if it senses of the clothes are dry |
| 1:20.5 | I don't actually know it's like based on the weight I think in the in the thing for it to like |
| 1:26.2 | establish how wet the clothes are. |
| 1:28.7 | So that then it sets the time based off of like the size of the load. Mine does that too. Mine does that too. Like it takes a second in the beginning before it starts to like weigh it. Yeah. And then it tells you how long it's going to take based on the weight. Okay. Interesting. so that I guess so what is that like a weight sensor then that's fucked yeah yeah wait sensor |
| 1:45.8 | but I think it's because we put too on the weight. Okay, interesting. So I guess, so what is that? Like a weight sensor then that's fucked? |
| 1:44.9 | Yeah, yeah, wait sensor. |
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