He’s 33 Years Old And Has Never Been On A Date!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | So I want to present you with a sad philosophical question. |
| 0:08.4 | This is gonna be fine. |
| 0:09.8 | No, it's not. |
| 0:10.6 | No, it's not. |
| 0:13.2 | I just didn't know how to answer it at the time. |
| 0:16.2 | And I still don't know how to answer it. |
| 0:18.2 | So I'm out on Saturday with a friend |
| 0:20.7 | and we're doing a little mini-spontaneous kind of bar crawl, right? |
| 0:24.0 | It does the best. |
| 0:24.8 | They are the best, right? |
| 0:26.0 | And I wasn't planning on being Bert Show. |
| 0:27.6 | Bert, it's just Bert out with his friend, Joel. |
| 0:29.9 | But people will come up that have been drinking quite a bit during the day and say, |
| 0:34.0 | hey, this is all the time. |
| 0:35.3 | It's going on till it's been instant. |
| 0:40.0 | So I get one dude that comes up to me and I can tell he's had himself a good day. |
| 0:46.3 | Now I'm out there at about three and I'm guessing he started at about 11. |
| 0:49.8 | You can't day, Drake, all day if you don't start in the morning. |
| 0:52.8 | Right, for him. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm in the lab. |
| 0:54.5 | So he tells me that he is 33 years old and wants to know when to give up on the thought that |
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