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The Bert Show

He Reached A Major Milestone In His Relationship And Doesn’t Know How To Feel About It!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Bert and his girlfriend have reached a MAJOR milestone in their relationship...one he was really scared of. He'll explain.

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0:24.0

Get it, the Bert Show. So my relationship just reached a new milestone that I have never, ever experienced in any relationship I have ever been.

0:35.0

This one's major here.

0:38.0

Okay, let me explain how it happened.

0:40.0

Then I started to feel a little bit pressure to do it then there was relief.

0:44.0

Cassie you're gonna understand this.

0:46.0

So over the weekend told you guys I was in Savannah right which is about three and a half, four hours from Atlanta.

0:56.2

It was a 24 hour trip down to Savannah to see my son who is going to college at Skat and

1:01.3

it was his birthday and I'm like okay I got a Saturday

1:03.4

and his birthday's coming up so I'll just haul ass down there and we'll hang out for the

1:07.5

night then I'll come on back so I did that. On the way back traffic was kind

1:11.8

of nasty or whatever so it's four hours in the car on the way back maybe four and a half on the way back I get home and then I get it's early enough though that Amanda is still at breakfast.

1:22.6

That is my girlfriend, partner, whatever we're calling her.

1:25.8

So she's at breakfast and she says,

1:28.0

hey, Hollis and I just took off for breakfast.

1:31.6

If you want to join us then

1:33.6

here we are and she's at a place called snooze right?

1:37.6

So I'm four hours in the car but I miss her right and I miss my boy Hollis also so I'm like okay I parked

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