He Ran A Personal Experiment On Himself And Immediately FAILED!

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🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Bert ran a personal experiment on himself and immediately FAILED! He wanted to be normal Bert, NOT Bert Show Bert on *one* social media platform…and it didn’t work. He’ll explain!

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:03.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Literally around the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:18.0	I know, I know. Are we there yet?
0:21.5	No.
0:23.6	Are we lost, Dad?
0:25.3	Yeah, yeah, I think so.
0:28.0	Should have gone to Spec Savers.
0:29.3	Book an eye test online.
0:34.1	It's the Virch Show.
0:36.4	All right, real talk here for a second.
0:40.4	I'm so bummed out because I thought this was such a perfect fit for me.
0:43.1	And I've been so excited about it for four days.
0:44.4	And now I think it's over.
0:46.1	Okay, let me try to explain here.
0:48.5	So look, I'm looking at this career.
0:51.4	And there's going to be a time here where I'm just like, you know what?
0:54.6	I don't want to be Bert Show Bert anymore. I'm going to go do something else at some point.
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