He Purchased The DUMBEST Thing Ever And Needs Our Advice!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:02.0 | What day is it? |
| 0:03.0 | It's Friday. |
| 0:03.6 | Thank God for that. |
| 0:04.4 | Hey, you ready for this weekend? |
| 0:05.5 | Yeah, I feel like this weekend has come at the worst possible time. |
| 0:08.9 | Okay, and when would that be? |
| 0:10.7 | When would that be? Does not compute. Does not compute. |
| 0:12.8 | I'm sorry, it's been a long week. |
| 0:14.5 | Uh, you ready to rock? Are you ready to rock? |
| 0:16.5 | Ready to rock, boss. |
| 0:17.4 | Did you fix that transmitter? Ready to transmit. Stand by to transmit. Booia! |
| 0:21.1 | We're transmitting. |
| 0:22.3 | Showtime! |
| 0:23.8 | I'm like a cat. |
| 0:24.9 | I get startled easily. |
| 0:26.1 | Sorry about that. |
| 0:27.3 | That was a little scary, honestly. |
| 0:28.8 | I'm scared. |
| 0:30.0 | I do. |
| 0:31.1 | Like, any little thing that I'm not, like, properly prepared for will throw me out which by the way Tommy you haven't tried scaring me in a while |
| 0:37.5 | i've been saying you've been you know yeah i've been saving up yeah okay i've been taking it out on |
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