He Played A Raunchy Prank On His Friend At The WRONG Time!

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🗓️ 9 January 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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The raunchy prank K Lee played on Bert may have gone over well...BUT did his friend's family appreciate the same prank on Christmas morning in front of the KIDS?! Nope.

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.1	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to Spec Savers.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:32.4	The Bert Show.
0:33.6	Kaylee, before we get into what you're here for,
0:36.0	which is you playing a prank on me, which is clearly not gone over well with somebody else.
0:41.4	Amanda, my girlfriend and I have a question for you.
0:43.7	Oh, I would love to answer it.
0:44.8	Okay.
0:45.3	What is a prison tattoo and a prison sleeve?
0:53.1	Why?
0:53.7	Because I'd not.
0:55.6	I'll tell you why I'm asking.
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