He Partied So Hard Over Vacation It’s Still Affecting His Health!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Man, there are some milestones in life that you cross and you know you've crossed them because |
| 0:06.9 | your body feels every second of it. |
| 0:10.6 | Things you used to be at 21 years old, going out, waking up the next morning, doing it |
| 0:15.7 | all over again, drinking all day. |
| 0:17.6 | Those days are over, right? |
| 0:18.7 | And I think Mo's feeling it right now. |
| 0:20.3 | Your hangovers lasted like 30 minutes in your 20s. |
| 0:23.4 | Now they last three freaking days. |
| 0:25.5 | Used to wake up, go right to work like nothing happens. |
| 0:28.0 | Right. |
| 0:28.4 | Not anymore. |
| 0:29.1 | Now I need a weekend, man. |
| 0:30.5 | And it doesn't help with these gout flare-ups. |
| 0:33.0 | And I am officially having, I think this is now my third flare-up, and the scariest part of it is |
| 0:38.3 | it's not the bad leg. |
| 0:39.8 | It's my Goodfoot. |
| 0:40.9 | Oh, no. |
| 0:42.2 | Goodfoot started flaring up. |
| 0:43.8 | And, of course, I come into work yesterday after I get this first flare-up and the service |
| 0:47.8 | elevator is out of order. |
| 0:49.5 | Are you serious? |
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