He Never Went Away

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, put them in the sun and charge them, Jackie is the worst audience member, and the character lives in you. Comic of the Week: Gayla Johnson @gaylajohnson We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdest.com
0:04.8	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.9	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:12.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:15.2	The Jackie and Laurie Show
0:17.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show The Jackie and Laurie show
0:22.0	the Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.5	Why are you talking about penises
0:27.4	when we're not recording?
0:29.4	It's such, you know, so many people have said that time.
0:32.5	How long have you been in show business
0:34.2	and you don't know the number one rule?
0:35.8	The number one rule.
0:45.6	Cox come out, start talking talking hit press record i've i've embraced the word cock you know a lot of people uh they've embraced the word cunt i am going with the word cock it's a good word it's got
0:52.8	the hard case too on either end right right it's a it's a hard
0:57.3	so um wow what a day what a day it's another three days ago because right now it's still early in the
1:09.0	week right so it's tuesday So this will air next Monday.
1:12.9	Right.
1:13.4	What new reveal will happen before this comes out?
1:17.0	But as of now, there's been a comeback.
1:21.0	A cockback.
1:22.0	A cockback.
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