The Bert Show.

I don't know how my ex-wife and I allowed this to happen over the weekend because we've been so good about it, but it totally slipped our minds, I think.

So it's our 17-year-old's last prom was this weekend.

I am struggling with these last men.

He's the youngest one.

And yeah, just these last have really started to hit me hard.

Like, oh, my God, this is going to be the last time we do this.

It's the last time we do that.

In August, I'm bringing them up to college.

I'm moving them into college.

My mind is blown because when I came into interview for for this job I had lunch with your wife at 10

Lizzie's and Hollis was three yes and we were they had I remember I don't know why I remember

this they had like these license plate looking things on the table or something and he was reading

the letters and numbers on the license plate.

And I'm like, wow, you're a smart little book.

I was trying.

Last time he's read.

So he had prom this weekend, and I don't know how we managed to let this slip.

But before prom, everybody at the school, the parents and the kids got together at Piedmont Driving Club and they had a picture type deal where the parents take pictures with their kids all the kids take pictures together also they're all there and their tuxes and the girls are in their informal chess is all looking great right well Stacy was the one that was taking the pictures for all of the families and for the school also.

So as Stacey does, and I say this in the most loving way, taking control of the situation, barking out commands, left and right, making sure everybody's in the right spot.

No, you're too tall, you come down here.

You're left, you go to the left you go to the right right and she's so focused on getting the kids ready that she's taking these great pictures fantastic pictures and um i'm on the side

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