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He Left His Girlfriend To DIE While On Family Vacation?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Let Moe’s lady tell it, he left her “to DIE” on Thanksgiving night while hanging out with his family! Did he read the signs wrong?

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

Kristen just pointed out a very interesting mystery we have going on in studio this morning,

0:05.9

and it leaves us all in concern.

0:07.5

It's not a mystery, because I know who was recording in here yesterday.

0:12.3

Somebody from the youth group polished off our Mad Dog 2020.

0:16.6

So yesterday at this time, Kristen brought in the mad dog,

0:21.8

which is from back in the day,

0:23.5

if you were old school,

0:24.2

the 80s or 90s,

0:25.7

and you had no money,

0:27.4

and you weren't supposed to be drinking

0:28.8

because it wasn't legal at that age.

0:30.8

You got yourself some mad dog,

0:32.8

so it's making its comeback on TikTok.

0:35.2

So she brought a bottle in yesterday.

0:37.2

We all sipped it.

0:38.5

I got a headache off of it and a dry tongue.

0:41.9

I was a little woozy off once.

0:44.3

Abby and I sipped it.

0:45.9

You and Mo took a shot of it.

0:48.0

It's supposed to be fortified wine, though,

0:50.0

but I do feel like it's much stronger than that.

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