He Kept A Spreadsheet Of Every Time His Wife Turned Him Down In The Bedroom!
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🗓️ 13 January 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:59.5 | All right, this guy kept a spreadsheet. I'll go ahead and give the kid warning because |
| 1:06.2 | we're going to talk about the say it. A spreadsheet about sex regarding his wife. So what he did |
| 1:14.2 | is every time he made, he tried to initiate sex with his wife and she turned him down. |
| 1:21.0 | He wrote down the date and he wrote down the excuse she gave him. So he had a running list |
| 1:26.9 | of every single time she turned him down. What? What would you do that? I have no idea. |
| 1:33.5 | She says my husband and I have been together five years and married for two. We just bought |
| 1:37.6 | a house five months ago. We don't have any kids yet, but our lives have been crazy busy. |
| 1:42.0 | We spent all spring renovating. At my job, I was given double my usual workload after |
| 1:46.5 | some colleagues related off. I gained weight in the winter and have embusting my butt at |
| 1:50.7 | the gym to get rid of it. Yesterday morning, while an attack on the way to the airport, |
| 1:54.7 | my husband sends me a message to my work email, which is connected to my phone. He's never |
| 1:58.9 | done this. We always communicate in person or by text. I open it up and it's a sarcastic |
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