So here's the thing about tonight's show.

I disagree with Liz Cheney about everything.

My whole adult life on everything in politics,

I would not just say that Liz Cheney and I were on different

proverbial teams. I would say we are from different proverbial planets and they are

planets that are mostly at war with each other.

And she's a politician, I'm not a politician, I'm just a person,

but I am definitely a liberal and she is definitely a hardcore conservative and I disagree with

Liz Cheney on like really on everything you can think of on the environment on

abortion rights profoundly I think she's not just on abortion,

profoundly.

I think she's not just wrong on abortion.

She is capital W wrong on abortion in a terrible way.

I disagree with her vehemently on voting rights and on the Iraq war and the

Afghanistan war and our relationship or lack thereof with Iran and our

approach to terrorism and torture and guns and like mining and

intellectual property and the rules of the House of Representatives.

Honestly, I once even got mad at Liz Cheney about fishing.

I mean, it's the one thing you think we'd have in common, right?

Even on fishing, I got mad at her about something.

We are opposites and it is not like a casual thing either.

Here for example is just one indication of the scale of this as an obsession for me. My differences with Liz Cheney.

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