He Has A Guest In His House Who Won’t Leave!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | A little scary that you have a guest in your house that just won't leave, Mo? |
| 0:05.6 | It's been 30 days, 32 days now that I invited something into my home and now I literally cannot get it out of my house. |
| 0:14.1 | And it's a television. |
| 0:15.6 | A television? |
| 0:16.6 | A television has caused me hell for 30 straight days. |
| 0:20.5 | And I know that sounds crazy, but it's true. |
| 0:22.1 | Yeah, how's that? |
| 0:23.1 | So I made the decision to upgrade televisions in my home, |
| 0:27.7 | mostly because I went to Best Buy. |
| 0:29.8 | I'm building a studio for myself, and I needed some things, |
| 0:32.9 | and I walked past the television section |
| 0:34.6 | and realized I haven't bought a TV in over 10 years. |
| 0:36.9 | Okay? |
| 0:37.6 | I didn't realize that TVs now make it look like you actually are aware. |
| 0:40.8 | Whatever you're watching, you feel like you're there. |
| 0:42.8 | Seriously. |
| 0:43.5 | And they're cheaper now also, like these big-ass TVs, right? |
| 0:47.1 | Super cheap. |
| 0:48.0 | 70-inchers, 60-inchers for like $200 now. |
| 0:51.3 | Starts calling your name the minute that you get close to it. So I said, all right, let me, |
| 0:55.2 | it's time, let me buckle down |
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