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He Had To Have A Difficult Conversation With His Son About His College Career!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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He had to have a difficult conversation with his son about his college career plans! 

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0:00.0

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0:02.1

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0:06.9

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0:09.2

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0:13.1

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0:17.7

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0:21.1

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0:28.0

availability while stocks last.

0:30.3

Ah, Benny's parents. Thanks for coming. Hiya. So, Benny has really blossomed this term.

0:35.4

You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there? Free to sell. Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay.

0:56.5

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1:02.2

The Vert Show.

1:03.4

It was weird to tell an 18-year-old to pump the brakes yesterday, but I did.

1:07.0

Let me ask you guys if you feel the same way, right?

1:09.7

So I've been telling you part of this

1:11.5

leaving radio is because I've just been grinding it out my entire life. And this industry just

1:16.8

doesn't let you relax. It's like, what have you done for me lately every single day, rated every

1:22.3

day or rated every week or rated every month? So once you get done with one thing, you can celebrate it for about 60 seconds. And it's like, okay, what are we going to do today, right? That's how my life has been now, my entire life. And I'm just sort of, I don't want to say burned out. I'm just ready to move on to something that gives me more joy that I can really, really celebrate. So how you doing there, Kristen?

1:44.4

Oh, I'm good. Why? Because you look like you were. Oh, I was somewhere. Yeah, where'd you go? I went to the parking lot. What's in the parking lot? I'll tell you later. Is it about the story I told you earlier? No, uh. I'm looking around the room and Chris is just like in La La Land, man. I was, I did.

2:01.3

I had that like, that stare.

2:04.3

I, I did I had that like that stare I and I

2:05.2

will tell you exactly where I was during the commercial break that I was in the parking lot but I can't

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