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He Had A Chaotic Experience At A Sports Event He Dropped Bank For!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Bert had a CHAOTIC experience at a sports event he dropped bank for and he was one of the lucky ones! Here’s what went down!


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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:01.9

All right, I got a question for you guys.

0:03.6

And I don't know if it applies to a whole bunch of you, but I got into a situation this weekend.

0:10.6

And it's the first time that this has ever happened to me.

0:13.7

And I was sort of flashing back to everybody that was complaining that when they went out to Vegas and they spent all their money on a plane ticket, they got themselves a hotel.

0:25.5

And it was, what was the artist that bailed on him last minute?

0:30.7

Oh, Adele.

0:31.8

Yeah, Adele.

0:32.5

And I think Kelly Clarkson canceled on two shows recently.

0:34.9

Right.

0:35.1

Yeah.

0:35.4

So I'm curious if you guys ever went on one of these

0:39.3

trips and it doesn't have to even be a concert that you went for, but you spent a whole bunch

0:44.2

of money, whole bunch of time, ended up getting it and it got canceled or something went wrong

0:49.1

and it was a complete waste of money. Now, I have to give you our local number here because we

0:53.7

usually do the national

0:55.4

number, but we're having problems with that line this morning. So if you want to get in on this,

0:59.5

404-74-4-1-0997. And I'm sort of conflicted even relaying this because Bristol Motor Speedway

1:10.6

helped out Bert's Big Adventure so much with one of our kids

1:13.6

and they have been so good to us over the years also. So I feel loyal to them being loyal to us,

1:21.2

but also I feel like I need to be a little bit real on what the experience was like at Bristol

1:26.2

this weekend for all the Braves fans that went up to Bristol to see this first Major League Baseball game in a motor speedway and all the Reds fans that came also they showed out it was about a 50-50 show on the streets and I was trying to wonder why because I was thinking man brace fans are I's the Braves. Of course they're going to be more loyal. This is going to be an 80% stadium filled with Braves fans. But it's like equidistance between Cincinnati and Bristol as it is Atlanta and Bristol. So you have the same amount of people. How big is a speedway? Like compared to a baseball stadium, is this like double the size? Is this a football stadium?

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