He Got Majorly Roasted After Posting This On Instagram!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 7 May 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | The closer for my week of buffoonery. |
| 0:04.8 | So I told you guys that somebody asked me if I was my girlfriend's son's grandfather the other day. |
| 0:14.6 | Ouch. |
| 0:15.3 | That stung. |
| 0:16.2 | That stung pretty hard. |
| 0:17.8 | How quickly did you make that Daxify appointment? |
| 0:20.6 | I did say. Well, I just had it done. |
| 0:23.1 | Oh, you did? |
| 0:23.7 | Oh, damn. |
| 0:24.8 | Wait, I thought we were doing a Birch show field trip to the plastic surgeon. |
| 0:29.6 | No? |
| 0:30.0 | No, I went a couple of weeks ago. |
| 0:31.8 | I saw Kristen's forehead. |
| 0:32.7 | I couldn't wait any longer. |
| 0:34.7 | Clearly I did not get the same results as Kristen. |
| 0:37.7 | Then there were my Bronco doors. |
| 0:39.7 | I told you guys about a couple of days ago. |
| 0:41.8 | I couldn't get these things off. |
| 0:43.0 | I thought it would be really cool. |
| 0:44.2 | By the way, that whole experience, when you see people on their Jeep wrangler with their |
| 0:48.0 | doors off or Broncos, highly overrated. |
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